A Karate Christmas Miracle (2019)

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What do you get when you combine Eric Roberts, mass shootings, karate and Christmas? You get what Paste Magazine describes as a “high-grade hallucinogen of a movie is what you get if you apply the “magical thinking” reasoning powers of a psych ward inmate to a vaguely Christmas-themed film script.” Produced by delusional New Jersey auteur Kenneth Del Vecchio, whose bio on his own website dedicated to his failed 2016 run for Congress: “Mr. Del Vecchio is founder and chairman of Hoboken International Film Festival, called by FOX, MY and other major media “One of the 10 Biggest Film Festivals in the World.” He also is the author of some of the nation’s best-selling legal books, including criminal codebooks published by Prentice Hall and ALM. A best-selling criminal suspense novelist, he penned his first published novel at only 24-years-old. In addition, he serves as chairman of the historic Paramount Theater in Middletown, NY, and he is the owner of the Criminal Law Learning Center, where he has taught thousands of police officers and lawyers…And he is a former Judge, who also has tried over 400 cases as a practicing criminal attorney.” Tonight for the holiday season we will be watching 2019's A KARATE CHRISTMAS MIRACLE. It’s available for rent on Amazon for $0.99 (or $1.99 for HD). As this money is going to a right wing MAGA douchebag, I will personally match all money spent on rentals tonight to a donation the ACLU or Planned Parenthood (unless someone else has a better idea) and throw in a few more bucks for extra measure. See ya tonight at 6:30!

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After his father disappeared during a mass shooting on Christmas Day one year earlier, 10-year-old, precocious Jesse Genesis creates a "12 Days of Christmas List" of tasks. If he completes them all, including teaching himself to become a karate black belt, he believes his father will return on Christmas. Jesse's sophisticated, workaholic mother, Abby, believes her husband was lost in the shooting, but has a glimmer of hope through visions that Jesse reports to her. After Abby enlists the aid of an eccentric psychic-turned-law professor, a roller coaster thriller ensues, where the trio unravel a mystery that no one expected - and maybe, just maybe witness the delivery of a miracle that can only happen on Christmas.

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