The Dirt Bike Kid (1985)

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EXECUTIVE 1: What will our next film be? EXECUTIVE 2: (sniffs mountain of cocaine): You know what’s great? Fairy tales. They’re public domain, so we don’t have to pay for the rights to the story. You know what’s also great? Dirt bikes! E1: I’m sorry, dirt bikes? E2: Please enjoy some of this fine cocaine before I continue. E1: (snorts line): Okay, go ahead. E2: So, dirt bikes. E1: Dirt bikes! Yes! They’re so cool! Kids love ’em! E2: We take a classic fairy tale and we add a dirt bike to it. E1: That’s brilliant! Snow White and the Seven Dirtbikes! E2: I think Disney will sue our asses if we go there. I was thinking more like Hansel and Gretel or something. E1: Jack and the Beanstalk! I mean, Jack and the Dirt Bike! E2: Yes! I love it! Dirt bikes are just like magic beans. Now we need an aspirational protagonist. Who is someone that the kids love? One of the Coreys? Maybe Judd Nelson? E1: Ralphie! From A Christmas Story! E2: (high fives EXECUTIVE 1) This’ll be a hit! E1: Gimme some more of that booger sugar. Tonight we’ll be watching 1985’s THE DIRT BIKE KID, starring Peter Billingsley. It’s available for rent on Amazon. See you at 6:30! https://www.amazon.com/gp/video/detail/B07DWDS6HQ/ref=atv_dp_share_cu_r

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When his mother sends Jack off with money to buy groceries, he comes home with a magic supercharged dirt bike instead. His mother is furious, but when Jack uses the magic bike to save the local hot dog stand from the clutches of corrupt big business, he becomes the town hero.

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